Parents:
Here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
Me:
Okay...
boys:
Here are all the reasons I don't want you
Me:
Okay...
Random people at school:
Here's all the reasons we laugh at you
Me:
Okay...
Everyone:
Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It's annoying. Stop complaining.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Okay...